February 2011
operationfiscaljackhammer:
I’m losing weight again. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Do I have to eat out an entire maccas store every day or something?!
congrats.
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Thoughts About Life and the Universe (4)
Life after death.
We view life as a game. We start our game, as a young inexperienced thing and as we grow older we gain needed experience to “level up” per se, all the while you have choices to make to be good or bad. once you’ve beaten your game, there will be a bonus stage waiting for you, and what this bonus stage will be like for you all depends on how good or how bad you...
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pikajew- replied to your post: I wish I woke up a tad bit earlier every day so I could have a little time to tumble.
off to school? why? oh right, i forgot…you dont have winter break HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOSER
January 2011
I wish I woke up a tad bit earlier every day so I...
oh well, off to skewl
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imnotalion asked: PORN & VAGINAS ARE GROSS>>>
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when we were young
chapter two: E.S.L. (english as a second language)
Even though I was born in Canada, I knew little to no English going into preschool/kindergarten since my parents strictly spoke and taught me Cantonese, plus the fact that my grandmother was my main caretaker back then since my parents were usually out working. Mind you, I was probably more fluent in Cantonese when I was a kid than I am now...
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George the Busdriver
I’ve been meaning to post this for awhile now but I keep forgetting. So on Thursday, I was taking the bus back home from school and as I got on the usual 101, the driver greeted me with a smile and “have a chocolate”, he nodded over to a box of chocolates next to the ticket dispenser. Thinking it was rather odd, I took one and went to sit down. As I looked back forward, I finally...
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Dirty Jeans Study →
a pair of jeans that has not been washed for 15 months have around the same amount of bacteria on them as a pair of jeans that has not been washed for 13 days.
that’s good news for me since I don’t plan on washing my jeans… ever.
and that guy in the interview, Nudies? Naked and Famous? I think we’d get along pretty well.
bottleofyourfavoritepoison replied to your post: I feel like taking my guitar and going to a forest and just fucking play.
where would you plug your amp? oh wait, you’re bringing your acoustic, right?
I only have an acoustic. but if I did need to plug in my amp, I guess I’d plug it into a tree and let the spirit of nature power it or some avatar-y crap like that.
I feel like taking my guitar and going to a forest...
right now.
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kittenapocalypse replied to your post: I Have Anatidaephobia
I KNEW WHAT THAT WAS WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP. I have luposlipaphobia. Horrible stuff, right there.
you shouldn’t have that fear, that is completely irrelevant to everyday life. unless you live with wolves, then you are awesome.
I have anatidaephobia
themusiclibrary:
If It Means A Lot To You - A...
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I just realized...
The main part of my job is to make sandwiches.
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when we were young
chapter one: out of the womb and into the world.
I was born in Vancouver, BC (so glad I’m not a fob, thanks mom and dad!) and funny story about my birth, apparently I was fucking around too much in the womb (probably practicing karate and wall jumps with the walls of my mother’s uterus) and got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck slowly strangling me so my mom had to get a quick...
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what's wrong with kids these days?
sis: what should I draw on paint?
me: draw a bulbasaur
sis: what’s a bulbasaur? O_O
me: … sigh, draw a charmander then
sis: what’s a charmander?
me:
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@kittenapocalypse
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explained.
kumbaya replied to your post: What is more rage inducing?
spiderman ones were the best
no.. just no.
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Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are on American...
what the fuck happened?
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Awkward conversation with my little sister
sis: “James, what’s a blowjob?”
me: “I don’t know..”
sis: “I know what it is”
me: “oh.. what is it? ..(oh god..)”
sis: “it’s a job that blows, hahaha =)”
me: “hahahaha, that’s right! ..”
What is more rage inducing?
oh hey, a new box of popeye candy sticks, I loved these as a kid! time to open it up and experience some nostalgia like no other…
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ever.damn.piece.is.broken.
Awesomest (sounding) Job EVER: Chick Sexer
when I first read that this was a job I was like
Sadly, as I read further, it was not what it appeared to be.
a chick sexer is a person that determines the gender of chickens.. that’s it.
well, I can always dream.
operationfiscaljackhammer replied to your post: fallingchoices replied to your photo: your wish is…
The creep next door is an Asian guy who sings Brittany Spears and Madonna late at night with the window open in the room across from mine that he never leaves. Could easily be you.
that does sound a lot like me actually…
but it’s most likely this guy
it’s a shame he...
fallingchoices replied to your photo: your wish is granted.
hahaha. I’m just picturing “thecreepnextdoor started following you, or thecreepnextdoor likes your post”.
hahaha, never thought of that. well aren’t you a clever one. though it won’t work as effectively for me since I rarely follow anyone
